There’s this guy Ron and he keeps getting laid by all these models and shit.
I really don’t get it. I think he must design clothing and shit. Or maybe he is funny.
Everywhere he goes I see him with these women that are way out of his league.
He’s not even in that good of shape. Borderline dad bod. But I see him over and over again with babes.
Model.
Model.
Some hot soccer player chick likes him.
Not sure what a hot soccer girl would want in him.
Maybe he’s a hairstylist.
Dude doesn’t even have any quora followers. Zero freaking sense.
Maybe I should kudos him.
Kudos to Ron for giving us regular guys hope. If Regular Ron can do it, so can we.
You know what, I figured it out guys. I know how he gets all these ladies.
He works on a boat. We need to get a job on a boat.
